April 20, 2005

The New Pope is an Asshole

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I guess this isn't exactly a news flash anymore, but Pope Benedict Ratzinger, the newly anointed successor to John Paul II is a major league asshole.

Forget his onetime membership in the Hitler Youth. Whether you buy the argument that such involvement was either (A) compulsory or (B) a youthful indiscretion it's better to judge a man by his works as an adult. Let's look at what Ratzinger has said in just the last couple decades:

"Although the particular inclination of the homosexual person is not a sin, it is a more or less strong tendency ordered toward an intrinsic moral evil; and thus the inclination itself must be seen as an objective disorder."--10/1/86

"The Archdiocese should withdraw all support from any group, which does not unequivocally accept the teaching of the Magisterium concerning the intrinsic evil of homosexual activity."--9/30/85

Translation: While Ratzinger has rejected Nazi ideology, he thinks those cute pink triangles might come in handy.

"In the United States, there is constant news on this topic (child molestation), but less than 1 percent of priests are guilty of acts of this type. The constant presence of these news items does not correspond to the objectivity of the information nor to the statistical objectivity of the facts.''-- 12/3/02

Now, let's assume that Ratzinger's statistic is accurate. That would be like Disneyland- with 21,000 employees- dismissing concerns about pedophilia in its workforce by claiming that just under 210 of its staff are known child molesters. I'm sorry, but that kind of reasoning is just plain goofy.

"Not all moral issues have the same moral weight as abortion and euthanasia ... There may be a legitimate diversity of opinion even among Catholics about waging war and applying the death penalty, but not however with regard to abortion and euthanasia...Regarding the grave sin of abortion or euthanasia, when a person’s formal cooperation becomes manifest (understood, in the case of a Catholic politician, as his consistently campaigning and voting for permissive abortion and euthanasia laws), his Pastor should meet with him, instructing him about the Church’s teaching, informing him that he is not to present himself for Holy Communion until he brings to an end the objective situation of sin, and warning him that he will otherwise be denied the Eucharist.”--6/18/04

So it's OK to support war and the death penalty, but not euthanasia or abortion? Funny, I thought if anyone would be against the death penalty, it would be Jesus! All these moral loopholes were really invented so Ratzinger could slander Senator John Kerry and throw his weight behind the ordination...er, I mean election, of George W. Bush. Bush, like Ratzinger, has a pretty selective approach to Christ's teachings.

Progressive Catholics, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists and pretty much anyone under 75 is pretty bummed about Ratzinger's election. I'm hoping that once the 24/7 media lovefest dies down, we can all go back to ignoring the Vatican, just like the good old days.

April 11, 2005

Karpinski Media Blackout Continues

Former head of Abu Ghraib prison, General Janis Karpinski made a brief speaking tour last week to focus on the systemic conditions which led to torture at the prison. Her remarks were a curious mixture of denial (Karpsinki claims she was in the dark) and scathing critique of her superiors, who she asserts, must be held accountable for setting interrogation policy.

A handful of media outlets (a Google news search returns 11 results) dutifully reported on these points, but tellingly one key detail was mostly missing from these press accounts. Here it is, in case you missed it:

Karpinski has evidence that we are still torturing prisoners at Abu Ghraib.

In a previous interview, Karpinski alluded to emails from soldiers alleging current abuse at the prison. Now, she says she's got voicemail messages from soldiers making similar reports. When will the media- whether it be mainstream, right wing, left wing, blog-o-whatzit pay attention to this damning bit of information?

Shouldn't we be demanding that Karpinski turn over whatever evidence she has now?

And why hasn't anyone drawn the connection between recent insurgent attacks on Abu Ghraib, and the likely possiblity that torture continues behind its walls?

April 06, 2005

The Tortured Chivalry of Sin City

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"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil. You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them."- Lt. Gen. James Mattis

"I'm Shellie's new boyfriend, and I'm out of my mind. You ever so much as talk to Shellie again, you even think her name, and I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman." - Clive Owen as "Dwight" in Frank Miller's Sin City.

As you may have heard, Sin City killed at the box office over the weekend, taking in a total of $29 million. This set a certain right wing tongue clucking about the film's alleged anti-Catholic bias and gratuitous immorality, in a week that also saw the passing of the Pope.

Sin City adapted by Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller, from the latter's noirish series of graphic novels (that's comic books to we Philistines), certainly offers plenty of fodder for right wing culture critics who like to inveigh against secular Hollywood's hatred for Judeo-Christian institutions. SPOILER WARNING: One of the film's villains is a corrupt Catholic priest who feeds on human flesh. Michael Medved should have a field day with that little morsel.

This is all kind of ironic, since the recent movie that Sin City so profoundly recalls is Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ. Gibson's emetic masterpiece was technically brilliant, claustrophobic, heavy handed and heartless, all traits that seem to be winning laurels for Sin City.

Gibson, rebuffed by the studios, financed his movie independently. In a similar sacrifice, Rodriguez quit the Directors Guild to obtain a directing credit for collaborator Frank Miller. Mel made The Passion his way. Rodriguez, a famously DIY auteur likely made most of Sin City at home on a computer. Considering the violent subject matter, his credit: “Shot and cut by Robert Rodriguez” could not be more accurate.

Where Gibson's Passion appealed to a ravenous demographic of true believers, Rodriguez Sin City keeps faith with the fanboys. And just as Gibson's film was the most exacting cinematic recreation of an incendiary passion play (he even chose to shoot in Latin and Aramaic and briefly flirted with releasing the film without subtitles), Sin City is the most slavishly adapted comic book movie ever.

There is no way to accurately describe its distinctive look. Shot on high-definition digital video, the movie is black and white with striking splashes of color throughout. Most of the computer-generated world surrounding its archetypal characters, recalls not only noir films but also German Expressionism. Though I haven't seen the graphic novels, Rodriguez is said to have used them for storyboards, and has largely kept the hardboiled dialogue intact. 

Rodriguez has essentially fused four of Miller's stories, all quite similar in tone, storyline and character into one rambling whole. The cumulative effect is wearying, or brutalizing, depending on your taste for heavily stylized torture and murder sequences. If you haven't seen enough beheadings on the evening news, Sin City serves up plenty more.

In the first story, Bruce Willis plays Hartigan, an aging cop (we're asked to believe he's in his 60s) who makes tremendous sacrifices to save a young girl from the clutches of a rapist. In the second piece, Mickey Rourke (darkly funny) plays Marv, a seemingly indestructible strongman out to avenge the death of a hooker. In the film’s third and loosest segment, Clive Owen is Dwight, a private eye who helps a team of vigilante hookers dispatch a crooked cop (Benicio Del Toro, looking like the Cure's Robert Smith) and take on a Mafia army. The whole bloody mess is bookended by a couple of pointless scenes involving Josh Hartnett, as a suave hitman. (Note to Rodriguez: Hartnett doesn't really do suave.)

Each of these narratives follows the same pattern. Our violent hero exacts brutal justice on the offending villain, all in the name of rescuing or avenging one of Sin City’s seemingly endless supply of scantily-clad, nubile female victims. The women here are all strippers, hookers or cocktail waitresses. The exception is Carla Gugino as Marv's probation officer, who we're told is a lesbian even as she struts in front of Marv in her panties and nothing else. This is all the more pronounced since sex, like joy, is largely absent from Miller’s nightmarish underworld. It’s probably for the best as the approach to female sexuality is cluelessly adolescent. One of the most ludicrous moments finds an 11 year-old girl, after deliverance from the clutches of a rapist, tearfully thanking her saviour by saying, "I'm still a virgin and I'm still alive."

Though critics have compared the interlocking narratives to Pulp Fiction, this movie has none of the space or rhythm of Tarantino's breakthrough film. There are no real narrative surprises, very little humor (except tellingly, in the scene Tarantino "guest directed") and no real characters. Sin City is all cool (cold) dazzling surface. Since we’re only invited to gawk at the eye candy and marvel at the audacity of its violence, there’s no consequence, no emotional heft.

I'd be a hypocrite if I said I didn't enjoy violent movies. If there's a place for our darkest, most disturbing fantasies, it's definitely in art. Last week I defended Chanwook Park’s Oldboy, another comic book adaptation with sadistic violence and underwritten female victims. Though that film has its flaws, there’s also genuine feeling in its tragic narrative. Oldboy has a heart, where Sin City just feels heartless.

Gibson's Passion ended with Jesus dying on the cross only to be resurrected and ready to kick some ass. Though it professed to be about Jesus' ultimate act of love and sacrifice, it felt more like a two hour justification for taking horrific and punishing revenge on someone. Anyone. This same ugly tone weighs oppressively throughout Sin City. If the success of Gibson's film can be called a zeitgeist moment for the righteous rage of evangelical Christians, then Sin City can also be seen as a benchmark in American attitudes toward violence.

For the past year I've often wondered just what other Americans think and feel about our conduct in the world. In particular I wonder how torture, war crimes and sexual humiliation have become not only status quo, but folded into our mass entertainment. To be honest, I wonder if the popularity of Sin City at this point in time explains American passivity toward the atrocities commited in our names. Maybe it's not passivity at all. Maybe many people think the torturers are heroes.

Though it may be foolish to view the film’s popularity through a political lens, it strikes me as unseemly to take pleasure from the creative comeuppances imagined by Miller and Rodriguez. Extrajudicial punishment, torture, murder and now kidnapping are all in a day’s work for some American heroes. General Mattis, Charles Graner and their ilk would probably find plenty to admire in the chivalrous macho men of Sin City.

April 04, 2005

McCatholic Mourning

I'm not sure if this is corporate policy (is this a precedent?) or just the decision of one franchise owner, but the folks at the McDonald's restaurant on Rosecrans Avenue here in Hawthorne, California, have their flag lowered at half mast today, presumably to recognize the passing of the Pope. The effect is both absurd and oddly touching, mitigated as it is, by the brightly-colored banner affixed to the flagpole proclaiming "$1 Filet-o-Fish Fridays."

April 03, 2005

"The Culture of Life" at Abu Ghraib

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Though it was overshadowed by the tagteam headlines of the Schiavo post-mortem and the Pope Deathwatch, this little nugget still found its way into Friday's San Francisco Chronicle. Janis Karpinski, the disgraced Brigadier General who oversaw operations at Abu Ghraib prison until the scandal broke, claims that the buck didn't (and shouldn't) stop with her. And almost as an afterthought, she suggests that conditions at Abu Ghraib haven't changed. The last two paragraphs are atonishing:

Her worry is that bad things continue to happen at Abu Ghraib, she said, referring to quiet, worried e-mails she receives from soldiers stationed there.

"If I were to guess, I would bet they have been told, 'Don't bring a camera anywhere near this place.' ... But I believe it's still going on," she said. "I don't think it's changed. ... They've just become better at keeping the rest of the story from the world."

If she wants to be celebrated for her honesty, Karpinski will have to make more than a public mea culpa.  And it's not enough to allude to "bad things" and "quiet, worried" emails. She'll need to use her bully pulpit to bring the bullies in this administration to justice. If she truly believes that torture is still policy at Abu Ghraib, she should turn over any evidence she has.

So, I've got an idea. Why don't we put pressure on Karpinski to release those emails to the press? Or why not subpoena those emails for one of the numerous torture lawsuits now making their way through the legal system?

And for anyone in the Bay Area: why not demand that Karpinski release the emails to the public when she's feted at the Commonwealth Club this coming Friday?

March 31, 2005

Revenge, Globalization and Lesbian Moms at the Movies

In Theaters

Oldboy

Oldboy- Chanwook Park's hallucinatory revenge picture is poised to be the first real crossover hit from the booming South Korean movie industry. 2nd prize winner at Cannes and slated for a Hollywood remake (helmed by the team behind Better Luck Tomorrow) Oldboy will make director Park one of South Korea's most bankable exports. Detractors find the film a shallow genre exercise, designed to make fanboys and manga-readers swoon (as if that were a bad thing.) I'm not sure I saw the same movie Manohla Dargis and Scott Foundas did!

Oldboy may be polarizing, but its also never less than exhilarating to watch. It's full of jaw-dropping set pieces and breathtaking emotional depths. Park traces the dizzying story of Oh Dae-su (the fearless Choi Min-sik) a Korean businessman who is kidnapped one rainy night and inexplicably detained in a private cell for 15 years. When he is finally freed, Oh Dae-su is hell bent on finding out who imprisoned him and why. It's a simple premise which grows more absurdly contrived as the film builds to its Shakespearean climax.

Oldboy is a bit too show-offy, and its dramatic payoff depends on an elaborately schematic plot. It's also perhaps too cruel and pitiless by half. Park nearly reaches the sadistic heights of Takashi Miike's Ichi the Killer, but without Miike's manic glee. Despite these faults, Oldboy stands as the most exciting movie import of the year so far.

Finally, I think Oldboy perhaps unwittingly taps a political nerve at the moment. In its depiction of indefinite detention without charge, in prisons beyond the reach of law, the movie unavoidably invokes comparisons to the plight of "enemy combatants" at Guantanamo Bay and elsewhere. It's not hard to imagine detainees (some of whom are no doubt innocent) being pushed to the kind of blind hatred, and determined revenge that Oh Dae-su develops in the confines of his dank cell. I don't know whether that makes the film a cautionary tale, or just a disturbing reminder that for all of its contrivances, Oldboy's traumas aren't far from our front page.

On DVD

Terminal

The Terminal AKA Forrest, Full of Grace- In Steven Spielberg's appallingly-bad romantic comedy, Tom Hanks grafts his everyman shtick onto another cliche, that of the lovable, naive Eastern European immigrant (see also Robin Williams in Moscow on the Hudson.) Hanks plays Viktor Navorski, a man stuck in bureaucratic limbo in the international terminal of JFK airport, while his country undergoes a military coup. Navorski, forced to live, sleep and eat in the airport, bravely weathers the administrative crackdown of an anal-retentive airport official, played by Stanley Tucci and effortlessly befriends an idealized assortment of oddball airport employees. But it's his romance with a flight attendant, played by Catherine Zeta Jones, that's the biggest embarrassment here. Poor Zeta Jones is forced to play a thankless type: that of the self-sabotaging career woman. She repeatedly demurs nice guy Navorski in favor of her caddish, married flyboy lover. All of the scenes between this mismatched romantic pairing are cringe-inducingly bad.

Also, Spielberg's penchant for using depressing true stories to craft uplifting affirmations of the human spirit (see also Schindler's List) is particularly telling in our post 9/11 paranoia state. The Terminal is actually based on the true story of Merhan Karimi Nasseri, an Iranian national who has lived in the Charles De Gaulle Airport in Paris for nearly two decades. His true story is ill-suited to the shallow optimism of Spielberg's screwball comedy. When Nasseri was finally granted French residency after a decade of living at Charles De Gaulle, he was psychologically broken and unable to leave. By all accounts he will probably die in the airport.

Despite its considerable flaws, The Terminal is a great-looking film and no small technical achievement. The JFK we see here is actually a massive replica built inside an airplane hangar. Spielberg's command of the medium is extraordinary and cinematographer Janusz Kaminski nimbly moves the camera through the well-oiled buzz of the airport.  For once, the product placement in a Spielberg film (in this case the various franchises contained in the terminal) perfectly suits his frenzied vision of globalization limbo. But the modern American airport and all of its psychic baggage is ill-suited to light comedy. Perhaps only a horror film or a dark comedy will do.

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Code 46- Michael Winterbottom's sci-fi romance is a minor-key masterpiece and a worthy counterpoint to The Terminal's chipper take on the modern security state. Winterbottom's chilling dystopia is just about the most convincing vision of the future (rampant globalization, extreme class polarization, severe global warming, polyglot English) I've ever seen. Made on the cheap, but still gorgeously shot on 35 mm in megacities like Shanghai and Dubai, Code 46 has a wonderful look and a spontaneous, almost improvised quality.

Thankfully, Frank Cottrell Boyce's script dispenses with exposition instead focusing on the love story between insurance investigator Tim Robbins and black market passport forger Samantha Morton (one of the best actresses in the English language, and simply amazing here.) The plot elegantly touches on themes found in that other recent sci-fi romance Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (and to a lesser degree, the Korean film Oldboy): amnesia, romantic destiny and the taboo of incest.

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She Hate Me- Spike Lee's fantasia about capitalism and American ethics finds the writer/director at his most self-righteous, while simultaneously thinking with his dick. It's not an appealing combination. Corporate whistleblower Jack Armstrong (Anthony Mackie, stranded) is fired from his high-paying executive post at a shady drug company. In order to make ends meet, he enters the lucrative world of sperm donation for wealthy lesbian couples. The catch here is that the lesbians in question are all femme, gorgeous and dying for dick. Eschewing the turkey basters, these man-hungry dykes insist on inspecting the goods (his big dick- in a scene meant to invoke slavery) before hopping into bed with our virile hero, for some mutually-orgasmic, procreative (and wildly unsafe) sex. It's all totally ludicrous.

But it's not nearly as embarrassing as Lee's attempts to fold everything from the Enron scandal to Watergate to a Mafia subplot into the baby batter. At nearly 2 1/2 hours, She Hate Me is politically-confused, visually-drab and self-indulgently digressive. Supposedly sex columnist Tristan Taormino was Lee's technical consultant on the lesbian characters. Judging from the finished product however, it's hard to believe that Lee consulted with anyone before releasing this mess.

March 26, 2005

Getting Away with Murder

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So, Robert Blake got away with murder. Less than a week after a jury declared him not guilty in the murder of his wife Bonnie Lee Bakley, the LA Times reports that Blake is looking to jumpstart his flagging movie career. That's right, he won't be wasting any time or money looking for the "real killer" of his daughter's mother. Instead he'll be using his recent notoriety to get himself into of those edgy independent flicks. Or perhaps even a reality show.

Anyone who saw his last movie role in David Lynch's meta-noir Lost Highway knows how creepy the implications of Blake's exoneration are. In that film, he played a Mephistophelean character who helps jazz musician Bill Pullman kill his cheating wife. Blake's "Mystery Man" also acts as Pullman's conscience, trailing him throughout the film with a video camera and haunting him with the proof of his crimes. The whole moebius-like narrative unfolds in Lynch's gorgeously-lensed vision of an infernal Hollywood. According to the film's co-writer Barry Gifford, Lost Highway grew out of Lynch's obsession with the OJ Simpson murder trial. The film was Lynch's attempt to answer the question: "how can OJ golf?"

So you may very well be asking yourself, how can Blake be reading scripts and shopping for reality shows? Simple, because he'll be largely forgiven. Where Nicole Brown Simpson (young, beautiful, virtuous, rich), was an "innocent" victim, Bakley (older, homely, venal, gold-digging white trash) was "guilty" as hell. Blake himself, asked to theorize on who killed his wife, simply said, she "made a lot of enemies." In other words, she deserved to die. And of course race played a tremendous role in cementing OJ's pariah status among the Hollywood elite. Time will tell whether the Hollywood establishment will allow Blake to bury the memory of his crimes, but it's clear that no tears are being shed over Bakley's unsolved murder.

But Robert Blake isn't the only one getting away with murder this week. The NY Times reports that 17 GIs "implicated" in the deaths of 3 detainees will walk. No one but the ACLU, a handful of human rights groups and a few spleen-venting bloggers will raise a fuss. As in the Blake case, America is ready to forgive. The murder victims? They were no innocents. They too "made a lot of enemies." They "deserved" to die.

March 24, 2005

Wife Shop til Ya Drop

"...as the increase in fertility technologies and professional commitments for women pushes the average age of marriage back, some men are assuming a take-no-prisoners approach to shopping for a life mate."

- from Rebecca Traister's trendspotting piece on "Wife Shoppers" in Salon.

Traister's glib think piece pushes the notion that the tables have turned in blue state breeder courtship rituals. Now, it's the men who are trying to snare a spouse. Traister's sampling, however, is hopelessly myopic and skewed. The women interviewed for the article include a network news producer, a New York journalist, an advertising brand planner, and a cable executive. Not exactly typical professions for most Americans of either gender. Alternately the clingy, marriage-minded men in her piece are represented by an artist and a secondary school teacher. News Flash: Female TV execs don't want to marry penniless male artists and schoolteachers! And, note to Salon, the whole country is not represented by the glamorous, upwardly mobile women of Sex & the City.

March 19, 2005

Marriage is for Fags.

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After months of spinning my wheels and flirting with ideas, I've finally launched my latest project: The "Marriage is for Fags" t-shirt. Buy one today. Confuse someone tomorrow.

March 18, 2005

Million Dollar Idiocy

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Good to know our Congress has its priorities straight. If the costly, silly steroid inquisitions aren't a big enough waste of our tax dollars, witness the embarrassing spectacle of lawmakers attempting to keep a comatose woman alive by conducting government business in her hospital room! Funny, I thought Congress should have been working on ways to get body armor to our troops. Or conducting investigations into US torture policy. Or passing laws to prohibit state-sponsored propaganda.

Schiavo's predicament may serve as the perfect metaphor for the American body politic. The US has become a Persistent Vegetative State.